Maury Logs: Non Sequitur

Moyisha slept with Carl, but he knows her baby can't be his.
"I don't know Moyisha that good," Carl explained. "I only met her twice."
I hesitate to call Carl "lucky," but that is exactly what the paternity test proved he was.
This being the 5th man to test negative for siring her fair-skinned baby girl, Moyisha lost all hope, and collapsed on the floor.
Maury told her how brave she was.
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"I eat when I'm sad or depressed or angry or mad or lonely," Chris, 21, said of how he came to hide chicken bones, empty cans, and half eaten burgers under the mattress that held his 671 lb. frame.
Chris makes me feel very proud of my metabolism.
I mean, shit. If we were all like that, we'd all be fatties
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"Do you know what happens when you eat more than you're supposed to?" Maury asked 12-year-old "Big Bertha Earthquake Fat" Tosha, weighing in at just under 500 lbs and breathing through a respirator.
"You gain a lot of weight," Tosha said.
"And you know what could happen if you don't stop?"
"I could die," Tosha replied.
"So what should you do?"
"Stop?" Tosha answered, hesitantly.
"That's right!"
Tosha just stared.